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The only thing most Chicago hoops fans love more than their Bulls players...is their white Bulls players.
While our all-star starters perpetuate the West Side's winning tradition, it's playing time for the bench-ballast crackers that really gets the suburban fan-base worked up. There's a rich history of Caucasian mascots from Chuck Nevitt to Ed Nealy, Jack Haley, and Jud Buechler through today's blue collar white bread fave, Brian Scalabrine - the White Mamba!
It's not fair to Scal, really -- he's a quality role player who works hard and shouldn't be treated like a joke...but when you're a thick-bodied, 6' 9" 34 year-old ginger playing alongside athletic wonders like D-Rose, Luol Deng and Taj Gibson...well, the contrasts are going to be apparent.
Don't fight your folk hero status, Scal -- embrace it!
Kobe Bryant might be the Black Mamba, but we have his photo negative - you can show your love for the White Mamba with this fun new shirt that pictures the loveable redhead as a reptilian hybrid whom all should fear. It's printed from an original lossless vector graphic that's available in mens' or womens' cuts on red or black 100% cotton pre-shrunk tees in sizes small through 4XL. (Alternate sizes/colors/cuts/styles can be printed on request).