Just because new Chicago Bears head coach John Fox is a grey-haired, gravelly-voiced, old school coaching-type who could have been sent by central casting doesn’t mean that’s he’s not also a little odd. Bizarre linguistics are part of the charm with these guys, and Fox seems to have plenty of Foxisms.
From constant discussion of his “rodeo” experience, to his excited talk of getting guys “on the grass”, to his odd verbiage when discussing the rebuilding of the team, this guy is coach-y through-and-through. Asked how he expected to turn around an organization so seemingly bereft of skilled player, Fox repeatedly discussed scouting/finding/acquiring the “best human talent available”.
Perhaps he thought last year’s roster was comprised of actual bears?
Nah - a team of circus animals might have held the Packers or the Pats under 50.
Acquiring some bona fide Human Talent seems as good a place as any to commence the rebuilding process, so we’ll adopt it as a temporary new moniker for the team, and emblazon it on a tee shirt, Ditka sweater style! Show that you’re on-board with the new regime, and perhaps even catch their eye for a roster slot with this goofy new design that declares yo part of the Human Talent pool (or just a fan of the concept).
Like all Cubby Tees designs, it is not an official product of any player, league, franchise or mamallian taxonomist -- it's just a comical piece of unique art from our imagination; drawn by hand and rendered digitally as a lossless high-resolution vector graphic for optimal printing. It's available on 100% cotton pre-shrunk navy tees in sizes small through 5XL. ( Alternate brands/cuts/colors/sizes can be custom-printed for little additional cost